Jodie Marsh's desperate attempt to get married before the big 3-0
I've always thought that women who were desperate to get married were a little worrying. (Okay, not just worrying, but incredibly irritating.) But Jodie Marsh has taken things to the next level. Jodie wants to get married by her 30th birthday, which is, oh, in a couple months. Her Marry Me Jodie Marsh website gives the details of this "competition", and Jodie tells us that she is "sooo excited about this" and is "fed up with going out with complete losers". And what's the best way to find a non-loser? Oh, by "launching a nationwide search to find a fella" and documenting it on TV of course! But Jodie's not just looking for "a boyfriend", oh no, as Jodie says, she's: "On the look out for a husband! That's right, I'm getting married!"
To meet her husband, Jodie's holding in-person and online auditions, and is requesting that each of the potential man-'o-her-dreams fills out a questionnaire that asks such important questions as: "Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?" (That one time when I was alone, thinking about you, Jodie.), "What do you like about me?" (Your bangin' bod!!) and challenging inquiries like :"Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be..." Now, I'm just guessing here, but I'm thinking Jodie's looking for answers along the lines of: "Short-lived, with lots of sex, and broadcasted on national television" or "Soft and cuddly like a wittle pink bunny".
[via Sky Showbiz & thanks to Stuart Dredge for the tip!]
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