Every Friday the lovely Dollmixers tell us what they would do if they were Queen...
It'll come as no surprise that when I am queen I will make a few changes to the fashion industry. I will introduce a standardised clothes sizing policy. None of this "I'm a 12 in Monsoon but a 16 in Topshop" rubbish. A 12 will be a 12 no matter where you buy it. You'll be able to get all the inbetween sizes too (11, 13, 15 etc). The same with shoes and bras.
I will also appoint relationship moderators. It will be their job to screen any emails or text messages sent to significant others whilst drunk / angry / pre-menstrual. Mobile phones will also come with built-in breathalisers that will block certain numbers (mum, dad, boss, boyfriend) when too much wine has been consumed.
Tubes will run all night, buses in rural areas won't stop running at 5pm and train tickets will be cheaper...much cheaper. Rucksacks will be confiscated from people who refuse to recognise that they're wearing them, drivers who don't stop at zebra crossings will get their licences revoked and anyone heard uttering the phrase "no offence, but..." will be fined £200 on the spot. Sanitary protection and deodorant will be provided free on the NHS (and anyone travelling on public transport will be required to wear the latter). Sunbeds, super-long fake hair extensions and crocs shoes will be banned. See, we'll all be better off!
