Nicole Richie isn't exactly one of my favorite people in the world. Maybe in "real life" she's really great, and is actually an intelligent human being. I don't know. But this email that she wrote to her friends, encouraging them to drink until they "pass out & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems" this past Memorial day weekend makes me like her a whole lot less. Richie's publicist says she was trying to be funny, to which I say EAT.
From: Nicole Richie < xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx>
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000
My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let's stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no f***ing clue what Memorial Day really means!!
Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
Awesome, Nicole. Just awesome!
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