The Onion has a brilliant new guide called "Household Tips For Women". They share with women the best tips to leading a full life in a clean house. Because really, what else is there?
-"The only way for a woman to know herself as a person is through creative work of her own. Cut grilled cheese sandwiches diagonally and let your spirit soar!"
-"Power that pan clean with Girl Power! The same goes for counters, collars, rugs, curtains, tile, grout, duvet covers, Venetian blinds, and problem areas."
If you've forgotten the history of women, The Onion has also written up a detailed and extremely accurate time line:
1278 – Development of mirror reveals existence of vagina.
1950 – Women largely ignored for a decade.
2004 – "The Rachel" finally goes out of style.
Click here to be fully enlightened!
