Belgian senate candidate to give 40,000 *jobs* around the world
Oy vey. Tania Derveaux, the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium, is offering to give away blow jobs. 40,000 of them, to be exact. Apparently this all started as a joke when in response to an opposing party's claims of offering "new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts", Tania posed naked in a parody campaign, promising voters 40,000 *jobs*. Due to "popular demand", Tania is going to make a "political protest" by sucking it up, taking a 500 day to tour around the world, and giving 40,000 blow jobs. (That's 80 blow jobs a day, if you were wondering.)
Whether this is serious or not, we're not sure, as I'm pretty sure around day 3 her jaw would lock, thus impairing her fellatio skills. That, and remarks such as "Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life" throughout the site. Apparently if you're female, you'll have to wait until this "second life", as well. Second life? What second life?
On Tania's "Blow Job Request Form", she lists her terms of service, a service description which explains that she will be performing fellatio on the accepted applicants, and describes that, "We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes." She's so stingy! There is also a list of the usual rules of conduct and general requirement: you have to be at least 18, condoms must be used, she can deny you for hygienic reasons (blech), and warns that "any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service".
Personally, I can't stop laughing. I won't even try to rant on and on about women in politics, and why women feel the need to automatically revert to showing their tits and giving blow jobs in order to be successful and famous. It's too depressing, and too hilarious for proper analysis. I just hope she realizes what 80 blow jobs a day for 500 days is going to be like. (Not that I would know or anything...)
Cate Sevilla is the Assistant Editor of Dollymix and regular contributor to Shiny blogs. She's currently worried about Tania's jaw and knees...and many, many other things about this.
It's talking about the online game, Second Life.
It's like World of Warcraft, but instead of killing stuff, you really just Lead a second life. It's for people that suck at first life.
Posted by: Conor | November 18, 2007 8:38 PM