Is it an ergonomically-designed shoehorn? No, it's the C-string. New "invisible underwear" exclusive from LoveHoney.
They say, "C-String's flexible internal frame hugs and holds it to the body both securely and comfortably. Available in a range of high-quality fashionable fabrics, it’s perfect on the beach and in the bedroom."
I say, "Ouch." Also, you'd need to have a pretty darn comprehensive waxing to get away with it and my, um, lady garden isn't exactly well kept (sorry, too much information?)
But then I've never got on with a g-string (if your knickers go up your bum you pull them out - why would you want knickers that are supposed to be up your bum?) so what do I know.
What do you think? Would you wear it?