22-year-old Kristin Georgi has a toddler, used to have a job at a spa, and now has a crinkly, 84-year-old man as her new husband. Joe Hardy, founder of the lumber company 84 Lumber, somehow (and by "somehow" I mean WITH HIS MONEY) convinced Georgi to marry him. The couple first met at the spa where Georgi worked, where I'm guessing Hardy got his weekly manicure, back waxing, and bleaching of his liver spots. Hardy is apparently "young at heart" as he had Bette Midler, Christina Aguilera, and Robin Williams perform at his birthday party this year. (And by "young at heart" they, again, must mean "HAS A LOT OF MONEY") This is Joe Hardy's third marriage, and I'm guessing his last. I only hope that Kristin Georgi gets used to telling her toddler, "No, sweetie. That's not Grandpa, that's your new daddy. Can you say daaa-dyyyyy?"
[via USA Today]
