Lose weight...with breast milk?

People will do anything to lose weight, right? So imagine my terror when reading this article that talks about how the lactoferrin -which is found in high levels in breast milk- can help you cut the visceral fat that settles on your stomach and is linked to heart disease and Type 2 diabetes. Apparently scientists as Lion Corp told the Japanese publication Asashi Geino that they discovered that lactoferrin helped patients lose weight when studying lactoferrin's ability to fight gum disease. If breast milk becomes the next weight loss fad, I'm going to kill myself. Just imagine the possibilities! Women drinking their own breast milk to lose leftover baby weight. Husbands secretly hoarding and flogging vats of their wives breast milk on eBay. God help us all.